Last week in right-wing trolling
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Trump appointed lackey John Durham released his final report this past week after failing to send a single person to jail, and MAGA is really upset about this! They definitely think people need to go to jail, and by God, there better be some consequences if nobody goes to jail! I started thinking that I wouldn’t be surprised if they call for a special counsel to investigate John Durham’s own special counsel investigation for its failure to prove a non-existent “Deep State plot” to bring down Trump.
And then, right on cue…
Do they need to go to jail because a crime was committed, or because you say so?
Investigate the failed investigator! This was the drumbeat all week. Durham failed to send people to jail, and the right’s anger is going to continue to rise as we move further and further down the dark path.
It tells you the case against Douglass Mackey was solid, and the cases brought and lost by Durham were incredibly weak QAnon-adjacent train wrecks. That’s about it.
Up is down. Left is right. Traitors are patriots and the rule of law is whatever we say it is.
Again, is it a good thing when you’re repeatedly praised by Mike Flynn in 2023? Really?
There’s a clear and easy formula here. Claim to be whistleblower with information that can hurt Democrats. Get paid by Republicans. Become famous in the process. Start a show on Rumble. Profit. It’s really that simple, and it’s going to keep happening as long as the formula brings about these expected results.
The son of the GOP presidential frontrunner says, “Washington DC & that Establishment needs to be burned to the ground,” and it’s not even news anymore. These are the stakes in the 2024 election. They mean it this time.
It’s actually because the Twitter Files are a partisan joke filled with selectively leaked material curated by the formerly richest man in the world, but hey, go off, son. (Notice that “Democrat” RFK Jr. retweeted this nonsense.)
The Great Bud Light Woke Outrage of 2023 is still going strong, but …
… a new challenger has entered the ring.
Daniel Penny is charged with manslaughter in the death of a reportedly mentally unwell homeless man in New York. The parable of the Good Samaritan is about showing mercy to a man in need. This is either a complete bastardization of the term, or it's right-wingers saying that the "merciful" thing to do was to kill Neely.
When people say the current Republican Party is *not* a fascist movement, you should show them this tweet. Remember, this guy is the favored pick for the more moderate Republican establishment. Yikes!
And establishment favorite DeSantis is officially declaring soon. It’s going to get even crazier out there.
Strap in and stay tuned! Until next time…
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